Comments on: Another Open Letter From Robert Mugabe http://bluecrabboulevard.net/2007/09/14/another-open-letter-from-robert-mugabe/ Summum nec metuas diem, nec optes - Marcus Valerius Martialis Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:00:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Blue Crab Boulevard » Bobby’s Corner: More Great News http://bluecrabboulevard.net/2007/09/14/another-open-letter-from-robert-mugabe/comment-page-1/#comment-66970 Blue Crab Boulevard » Bobby’s Corner: More Great News Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:54:44 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/09/14/another-open-letter-from-robert-mugabe/#comment-66970 [...] Whoo hoo! We're number one! As I understand it, the meal in question was some fine Chinese food, washed down with some "vintage water" from Bulawayo. (That's the new, enlightened socialist name for it. We will no longer use that Western imperialist word "sewage".) And I've been talking things over with my good friend Hugo and he's given me a great idea. We're going to set the clocks here in Zimbabwe to a different, more egalitarian, time zone, just like Venezuela! [...] [...] Whoo hoo! We're number one! As I understand it, the meal in question was some fine Chinese food, washed down with some "vintage water" from Bulawayo. (That's the new, enlightened socialist name for it. We will no longer use that Western imperialist word "sewage".) And I've been talking things over with my good friend Hugo and he's given me a great idea. We're going to set the clocks here in Zimbabwe to a different, more egalitarian, time zone, just like Venezuela! [...]

]]> By: Blue Crab Boulevard » Yet Another Letter From Robert Mugabe http://bluecrabboulevard.net/2007/09/14/another-open-letter-from-robert-mugabe/comment-page-1/#comment-66969 Blue Crab Boulevard » Yet Another Letter From Robert Mugabe Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:31:11 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/09/14/another-open-letter-from-robert-mugabe/#comment-66969 [...] Hi again, loyal readers! I've been telling all my good fiends about what a blast I've been having getting the real word out to the world about Zimbabwe. (I suspect Kim and Hugo envy my mastery of the English language.) The last two letters have been very well received so I'll just keep writing them. Anyway, I have some more great news about my country I thought I'd share. [...] [...] Hi again, loyal readers! I've been telling all my good fiends about what a blast I've been having getting the real word out to the world about Zimbabwe. (I suspect Kim and Hugo envy my mastery of the English language.) The last two letters have been very well received so I'll just keep writing them. Anyway, I have some more great news about my country I thought I'd share. [...]

]]> By: Blue Crab Boulevard » Bobby’s Corner http://bluecrabboulevard.net/2007/09/14/another-open-letter-from-robert-mugabe/comment-page-1/#comment-66968 Blue Crab Boulevard » Bobby’s Corner Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:30:22 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/09/14/another-open-letter-from-robert-mugabe/#comment-66968 [...] Gee, it sure is swell getting a chance to write all these letters to folks out there on the interwebby that tell the truth about what's really going on in my little worker's paradise, Zimbabwe. I've had a chance to tell folks about a real growth industry, a surplus in pet food and my great environmental cleanup efforts. Never let it be said that Robert Mugabe isn't helping to lead his country into a glorious future! I also have to thank this Blue Crab Boulevard blog for helping me get the real word out, even if it is run by a running dog imperialist lackey. [...] [...] Gee, it sure is swell getting a chance to write all these letters to folks out there on the interwebby that tell the truth about what's really going on in my little worker's paradise, Zimbabwe. I've had a chance to tell folks about a real growth industry, a surplus in pet food and my great environmental cleanup efforts. Never let it be said that Robert Mugabe isn't helping to lead his country into a glorious future! I also have to thank this Blue Crab Boulevard blog for helping me get the real word out, even if it is run by a running dog imperialist lackey. [...]

]]> By: zimboy http://bluecrabboulevard.net/2007/09/14/another-open-letter-from-robert-mugabe/comment-page-1/#comment-66331 zimboy Sat, 15 Sep 2007 19:12:51 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/09/14/another-open-letter-from-robert-mugabe/#comment-66331 Zimbabwe has been destroyed by Mugabe, but I doubt that he really knows what is going on... his wife is the real villain. Zimbabwe has been destroyed by Mugabe, but I doubt that he really knows what is going on… his wife is the real villain.

]]> By: Mwalimu Daudi http://bluecrabboulevard.net/2007/09/14/another-open-letter-from-robert-mugabe/comment-page-1/#comment-66220 Mwalimu Daudi Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:49:48 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/09/14/another-open-letter-from-robert-mugabe/#comment-66220 My dear child, Greeting to you and your Glorious Revolution! May Zimbabwe remain forever free of capitalist imperialists. I am saving a special place for you when you eventually come to your final reward. Here you shall rub elbows with your brothers in arms such as V.I. Lenin, Pol Pot, Chairman Mao, and Saddam Hussein. Together we can work to build a Glorious Socialist Paradise for when our comrades F. Castro, H. Chavez, and Kim Jong Il come home. Yours in the Glorious Revolution, Josef Stalin 666 Sulphur Lane Hell My dear child,

Greeting to you and your Glorious Revolution! May Zimbabwe remain forever free of capitalist imperialists.

I am saving a special place for you when you eventually come to your final reward. Here you shall rub elbows with your brothers in arms such as V.I. Lenin, Pol Pot, Chairman Mao, and Saddam Hussein. Together we can work to build a Glorious Socialist Paradise for when our comrades F. Castro, H. Chavez, and Kim Jong Il come home.

Yours in the Glorious Revolution,

Josef Stalin
666 Sulphur Lane
Hell

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